How to make money
Guaranteed pointers for a lifetime of financial success! Including:
- Be born into a rich family
- Create a successful film franchise
- Invent something everyone wants to buy
- Correctly predict the financial markets
And many more!
“If It’s Too Much Trouble, It’s Not Worth Doing” – a guide to DIY for useless men
- Rawlplugs – who needs ‘em?
- Flood your kitchen in five easy steps
- Plastering – anyone can do it, right?
- Sledgehammers: your indiscriminate friend
- Duct tape – the universal building material
- Choose your screwdriver: flat-blade, Philips or butter knife?
- Circuit breakers – an unnecessary expense
Divorce for beginners
Married men! Sick of Strictly on a Saturday night? Dreading the visit to your in-laws? Not seeing enough of your mates?
You need – a DIVORCE!
Regain control of your life with an insidious campaign of misery and detachment until she can’t stand it any longer! Includes advice on how to expertly:
- Come home late smelling of drink
- Concoct half-arsed excuses
- Ignore phone calls
- Forge hotel invoices and scatter them around the kitchen
- Pick fights about nothing
- Fall asleep within seconds of getting into bed
- Stare into space during conversations
* comes free with a pre lipsticked shirt collar and empty contraceptive wrapper for placement in suit pocket